funny stuff

FOUND DOG
scraggly white dog, looks like a rat.
there better be a reward


free dog eats anything,
and is fond of children.


DEBBIE'S HAIR SALON:
if we can't make you look good, your ugly!


buckle up!
it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car


DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!


NEVER kick fresh turd on a hot day!


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons.
for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.


i drive the speed limit.
if you don't like it, call a cop.


i love kids but i can't eat a whole one.


it's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers.